A brief foray into my relationship with Spousal Unit: he had a desktop wallpaper up of the scene from Empire Strikes Back where Han and Leia are about to kiss onboard the Falcon. So I started reciting the scene.
Me: "I happen to like nice men."
SU: "I'm a nice man."
Me: "No you're not, yoummph!"
Silence on my part was not caused by him kissing me. It was caused by him shoving a chocolate bunny wrapper in my mouth.
And now for your regularly scheduled sunset!